Lisa and I got a late dinner at McDonalds and then came back here to watch American Idol. She asked me if we should blog, since we haven’t done it in a while, but I said, “Nah, I’m too tired, let’s do it tomorrow.” Then I checked my email. The Penn State Student Newswire was waiting in my inbox… and we had to take action.
The Student Newswire brought news of a most grievous and life-shattering nature. Brace yourselves, people. THIS. IS. BAD.
No, we’re not talking about the Fergie concert being postponed. That abomination was being associated with the Blue-White game, which is the highlight of my spring semester.
This is bigger than Fergie… who I’m told will be quite large, as she may be pregnant. Although Lisa hears that’s not true. But that’s neither here nor there.
No, the Newswire held news that will shake the very foundation of life here at Penn State as we know it.
The Dining Commons will no longer be serving Chicken Cosmos.
No, this is not an April Fool’s Day joke… not on our part a least. The story can be found here. Check the date… March 31.
Pierce Chicken Products, the vendor that supplies the Chicken Cosmos, will no longer be making them. Apparently we were the only ones ordering them.
Peirce Chicken Products, you are now on notice.
Go to the Dining Commons this Friday (April 4) to say goodbye to the Chicken Cosmo… and get your free Cosmo t-shirt as a door prize. We’re not making this shit up, people.
To Amanda, Bri, Lisa, and Donny: You may be overseas, living it up with your lower drinking age, legal drugs, and Monarchies, but Lisa and I will at least be here for the Chicken Cosmo’s last hurrah. Take that, Europe!
And to the Chicken Cosmo: Farewell, old friend. We shall miss you greatly… especially when we’re eating lunch at West. God speed.
2 Comments
April 2, 2008 at 2:17 am
I will be there cosmo in hand saying my goodbyes to the memories.
April 2, 2008 at 9:37 am
i read about the cosmo’s last hurrah this morning. too bad i’ve never eaten one in my Penn State career. take a bite of creepy processed chicken for me!
ps- i see that you link Mulgrew. that’s cute.